This Woman Hid Poop in Her Purse on Crappy First Date

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“I have a story to tell. It is about my poop.”

And that’s how this crappy story begins.

Get ready to sh*t your pants laughing! A chick from Toronto tweeted a hilarious story about nature calling on her first date with a hot guy.

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So what did @_Blotty do?

Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go…

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Oh crap!

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OMG! WHAT?!  EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA…

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So like any “calm, self assured woman,” Blotty texted her sister for advice…

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LOL! Gotta love sisters.

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Moral of the story?

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Words to live by y’all, or you too could become… poop girl!

Sh*t, that was funny.

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