Dads can be such dorks.
Sigh…
And we’re not just talking about those horrible dance moves. Get ready to cringe and laugh like a crazy person at these not-so funny but kinda funny #DadJokes.
Heck, we did!
Dad: What did the bra say to the hat?
Kid: What?
Dad: You go ahead, Ill give these two a lift.#dadjokes #ifyourclothescouldtalk— Maddie Dawson (@maddiedraws) June 17, 2016
In honour of #FathersDay and our friends at @ElkIsland here's a little gem! #DadJokes #ExploreEdmonton pic.twitter.com/n66iqNHofE
— Edmonton Tourism (@ExploreEdmonton) June 17, 2016
Dad Jokes 4 Days (w/@GregorReynolds) #DJ4D https://t.co/08EBp5aKwB
— Brittlestar (@brittlestar) April 22, 2015
My husband is telling me #DadJokes: What do you call Batman leaving church early?
Christian Bale.
I hate that I laughed.
— Sylvana Budesheim, ready for Spring (@WhiteZinWench) June 8, 2016
Dad Joke:
Me: I don't know why my nose is running.
Dad: Maybe it wants to work out.
Me: 🙄— Brittany Camille (@brittcp19) June 17, 2016
The past, present & future walk into a bar. It was TENSE. #DADJOKES #puns pic.twitter.com/gnzxqcSRQU
— PaladinDad (@Paladin_Dad) June 8, 2016
The Five Stages of Dad Joke Grief: https://t.co/gyivbOPNdo #dads #dadjokes #FathersDay #FathersDayIsComing #dad pic.twitter.com/Cogf7Pnuq5
— Steve Mazzucchi (@motosandmore) June 17, 2016
The only reason I lost the junk food eating contest is because I had a big chip on my shoulder. #DadJokes #AroundTheHorn
— John Lombardi (@LombardiJohn) June 17, 2016
I stepped on a corn flake. Now I'm a cereal killer. #dadjokes
— Ryan “Fluff” Bruce (@RiffsAndBeards) June 10, 2016
These #DadJokes are pretty bad, but we love our dads anyway… https://t.co/xxSXjjOzJChttps://t.co/X52CsxDcT8
— Edible Arrangements (@edible) June 17, 2016
Dad: Did you hear about the auto technician who quit his job after 40 years?
Son: No?
Dad: He
Son: *tearing up* please no
Dad: Re-tire-d
— Zachary James (@Pro_Jones_) October 21, 2015
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will Let it go #frozen #dadjokes #disney #sahd
— dadstayedhome (@Dadstayedhome) June 8, 2016
When your kids ask you what time it is. #DadJokes 😂 (w/ @peytoncoffee, @Caleb_Coffee… (Vine by @JasonCoffee) https://t.co/D4mvyncAiA
— Jeremiah Benjamin (@Man_Of_ur_House) August 16, 2015
Told ya, dumb… but downright hilarious.
Now, if you’re a dorky dad, you can add these bad boys to your arsenal. You’re welcome!
My dad just made a really funny dad joke, but I couldn't laugh or he would keep going…. #dadjokes
— Brittany Camille (@brittcp19) June 17, 2016