Here are today’s testament to human’s and our collective ability to make mind-boggling news stories (Hi Florida).
A woman reportedly smashes a window at Popeye’s after realizing her meal didn’t have a drink.
Walmart banned a woman after she was found riding around the store, drinking wine from a Pringles can. #KeepItClassy
And lastly, a Lyft driver fired a pellet gun at a couple’s house after the drunk husband puked in his car.
No cheating…which of these happened in the lone star state?