Talk about covering all your bases.
The company that makes Durex condoms now owns the baby formula company, Enfamil.
Durex moved into the baby food business with a $16.6 billion-dollar deal. Of course, conspiracy theorists are rolling around in the sack about this one.
Durex wild making condoms and baby food hmm sound like a set up
— Ryan McDowell (@RyanMcDowellFit) February 10, 2017
While #condom was a trending topic, it didn't have a darn thing to do with the dirty deed. Instead, it was about all the other things you can do with the rubbers.
Like, applying makeup...
Making a balloon...
— IFeedLol (@IFeedLol) February 3, 2017
Or starting a fire...
People have too much time on their hands. Hey, at least they're, uh, wrapping it up.