MMA Fighter Monique Bastos Makes Robber Cry for ‘Daddy’

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ACAILANDIA, Brazil – A man is left crying for “Daddy” after trying to rob a woman he thought was an easy target. Wrong, sucka! Turns out, that woman was MMA fighter Monique Bastos.

Lucky for us, witnesses caught it all on camera.

Bastos says she was heading to the gym in Brazil when two bumbling idiots tried to mug her. One escaped with her cell phone. The other, not so lucky.

She wrestled the terrified thief to the ground, then trapped his head in between her legs, locking his neck in a “lion killer choke.”

“Dad, Dad, I’m going to my dad! Help, Jesus!  It was the first time that I’ve ever done that, God,” the crybaby crook screamed. “It was the first time.  She’s choking me.  Where’s my mom?”

Ha! Mom and dad didn’t show up, but the cops did. Now he’s sitting in a jail cell humiliated. Bet he won’t try this again!

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