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LOS ANGELES — A crazy man seems to believe Katy Perry is actually JonBenet Ramsey… all grown up.

His name is Dave Johnson. He claims the little pageant queen wasn’t mysteriously murdered in 1996 but was secretly taken out of the public eye so she could morph into pop princess Katy Perry.


In his recently resurfaced video from 2014, Johnson even compares Perry’s parents to the Ramseys — even though Patsy Ramsey died in 2006 of ovarian cancer.

Another crazy conspiracy theorist named “Jungle Surfer” claims the dead giveaway is her eyebrows because “eyebrows don’t change on a person.”

Honestly, where do people come up with this crap?!