Wait, Kermit Isn’t Claiming Denise as New Girlfriend

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LOS ANGELES — Well, that was quick. There’s a lot of buzz about Kermit’s relationship status. Just last month, Kermit and Miss Piggy announced their split on Twitter. But now, there’s a new pig in Kermit’s love life.

Guess he’s got swine fever.

Denise, Kermit's new girlfriend
Denise, Kermit’s new girlfriend

Meet Denise, an ABC marketer. Yeah, she’s turning heads alright. Some would even debate she looks like a pig version of a few famous humans.

But is Denise an upgrade from Miss Piggy? Well, we dug up some dirt. And according to a few sources, Denise still lives at home with her mom. Come on, Kermit!

Then there’s a photo insinuating that Miss Piggy and Denise were actually friends before the big breakup. Can you say homewrecker?!

Miss Piggy & Kermit's new love, Denise, were friends?!
Miss Piggy & Kermit’s new love, Denise, were friends?!

Before we start feeling froggy and jump to conclusions, Kermit did clear the air in a statement claiming he and Denise are just “close friends.”

Well, someone needs to tell that to Denise. Check out what she tweeted.

True or not, Miss Piggy seems unbothered by the situation. Her recent run-in with Liam Hemsworth has her a little preoccupied.

Liam Hemsworth & Miss Piggy
Liam Hemsworth & Miss Piggy

Either way, all the drama will make a good story line for “The Muppets” docu-series premiering later this month on ABC.

Ahh, poor Kermit, guess it’s really not easy being green.

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