Oh, Baby! Maker of Durex Condoms now owns a baby formula brand

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Talk about covering all your bases.

The company that makes Durex condoms now owns the baby formula company, Enfamil.

Durex moved into the baby food business with a $16.6 billion-dollar deal. Of course, conspiracy theorists are rolling around in the sack about this one.

While #condom was a trending topic, it didn't have a darn thing to do with the dirty deed. Instead, it was about all the other things you can do with the rubbers.

Like, applying makeup...

Making a balloon...

Or starting a fire...

People have too much time on their hands. Hey, at least they're, uh, wrapping it up.