Hey, Idiots — 11 Things You Should NEVER Say to a Pregnant Lady

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If you don’t have anything nice to say — shut up! Especially when you’re dealing with a pregnant woman, such as myself.

shut up

Like dude, I know I’ve gained weight. There’s a human growing inside of me – and I’m craving carrot cake, hmmph!

For all the idiots out there, here are 11 things YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A PREGNANT WOMAN.


1) “You look like Kim Kardashian when she was pregnant…”

pregnant kim kardashian

(via Twitter @Bill_Nye_Tho__)

Really though?!?!


2) “It’s just your hormones.”

buffy vampire slayer

No, I’ve always thought you were an a**hole.


3) “Can I touch your belly?”

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4) “You can’t eat/drink that.”

shut up

What, you’re the pregnancy police now?!


5) “You’re still pregnant? Dang, seems like it’s been forever.”

worry about yourself


6) “You look like you’re gonna pop.”


Yeah — pop you! (J/K… we don’t condone violence.)


7) “Think you’re fat now? You’re just gonna get bigger.”

the rock


8) “Was it planned? Are you really ready for this?”


First of all — none of your business. Second of all — none of your damn business.


9) “Are you still with the father?”



10) Don’t say ANYTHING about stretch marks…

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I don’t want to hear your remedies or what your granny’s mother’s mother used back in the day.


11) “Labor is horrific!”


Thanks, Captain Obvious.

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