There’s a Serial ‘Puddle Splasher’ on the Loose

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LONDON — Guess what, y’all? Your childhood bully grew up and got himself a Toyota 4×4. That’s the only explanation we have for why anyone in the world would go around soaking pedestrians with dirty street water for kicks.

That’s what’s happening in London.

Cops ran the car’s tags. It’s not registered to anyone and doesn’t have insurance.

We hope the driver’s caught, so that he (or she) picks up the award for “Most Hated Driver in London.”

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