NewsFlix: Must see Headlines for April 1st, 2016

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DALLAS - Trump buys Dallas: Donald Trump must have run out of things to put his name on in the big NYC. That's because, in addition to having his sights set on the White House, Trump's apparently got some Texas-sized ambitions in Dallas.

Yep, The Donald is buying Reunion Tower. Obviously, that means we can expect to see the whole tower in gold.

Kim K moves to North Texas: Kim Kardashian will soon call Highland Park home. Kanye and the kids will presumably be moving too. The Kardashian cachet will surely be a welcome asset in HP, where folks like living big.

Cowboys in Rome: We`ve all known the Cowboys are America`s team, but it`s really looking like they are about to become Italy`s team! No word on how much this will cost, but the word is, this could be just the beginning of these types of games.

There`s already talk the cowboys will recognize the 50th anniversary of the Ice Bowl against the Packers by playing them again in a few years at a temporary stadium in Antarctica!

Only a "fool" would sit in weather like that for a game! And the same goes for believing Trump’s buying Dallas, and Kim K is okay with moving here. But, on a day like this (April  1st) anything is possible…right?