By Kate Morgan, NewsCastic
There are a lot of things we want to do in life even though we shouldn’t. Like open a super glue bottle with your mouth. Or eat an entire half-gallon of Blue Bell in one sitting. I mean, it might really seem like a good idea at the time, but it’s actually not. So tough when it’s tempting.
There comes a time in our lives when we all want to go to Cowtown. Why? We’re not sure. Maybe there’s a reason that can’t be understood.
The following are twelve reasons you should say no to Fort Worth. When you consider it, it really is a funky kind of town.
Ah, the infamous Panther City legend. When a wild animal falls asleep in your city center, it’s safe to say you know you need some improvement.
There are a lot of cows.
And they aren’t even always in the stockyards. Are you actually city or not?
You can’t call them “Dallas.”
Seriously. Just try. The backlash will astound you.
Did we mention boring? There are just too many museums.
So maybe they’re all “world-class.” But do you really need so many?
(Okay, maybe they’re not actually boring.)
There is too much purple.
TCU. It’s . . . a culture. It’s a culture that eats most of South Fort Worth by force much as Godzilla ritually eats Tokyo.
And too much NASCAR
How many times can you make a left turn before you crash into the wall? Apparently, it’s always an impressive number of times.
And way too much traffic on days related to those two things.
Just don’t even try to be on I-35 when there’s a race. It’s just not worth it.
There is a fine line between “laid-back,” and “turtle slow.” Fort Worth straddles it like it can’t figure out which side to be on.
Pick. One. We haven’t got all day.
They name bars after places you can tell your mom about, just so you don’t have to lie about drinking.
We all know you didn’t go for the books. Quit the charade.
They haven’t even torn down that old Swift Meat Packing Plant yet.
It’s cool that Prison Break filmed there, but seriously. It’s time. If it’s that expensive, repurpose it already.
They’re not the only representation of Texas Culture.
But you do represent the best of what Texas is all about, and that’s why we all think you are.
But the most important reason not to go? You’ll never want to leave.
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The road out of town is hard to find. Fort Worth’s got everything you want, and it’s still super low key, unlike that little burg to the east that’s still over-reaching.