OLYMPIA, Wash. — A man named Beezow Doo-doo Zoppittybop-bop-bop was arrested in Washington after a taking on three law enforcement officers.
It all started when Zoppitybop-bop-bop was confronted while tearing down flyers in front of the library at Evergreen State College. According to The Olympian, a campus officer chased down the 34-year-old suspect — and then it got crazy.
Zoppitty-bop-bop-bop is accused of grabbing the officer’s gun, biting him repeatedly, and trying to stab the officer with an ink pen. The officer stepped out of the struggle, but the suspect grabbed the officer’s handcuff case and swung it at the officer, cutting the officer’s head.
The officer got back in the fight, punching the suspect and using a taser two times — but Zoppitty-bop-bop-bop was still able to run away.
That’s when a Thurston County Deputy Sheriff spotted Zoppitty-bop-bop-bop and chased him into a wooded area. Zoppitty-bop-bop-bop allegedly threw a rock at the deputy. The deputy hit Zoppitybop-bop-bop with a taser — Zoppitybop-bop-bop’s third encounter with a taser during this incident — but he kept running after he broke the wires on the taser.
More rocks thrown at the deputy, deputy hit Zoppitybop-bop-bop several times with a metal baton, suspect hit deputy with a brick. And then Zoppitybop-bop-bop kept running.
You would think we were in Florida with this story, right??
Zoppitybop-bop-bop ran again and another deputy was tagged in from somewhere. This one used his taser, his tackling skills, and his handcuffs before Zoppitty-bop-bop-bop was arrested and taken to a hospital to be evaluated.
In court, prosecutors said they couldn’t verify the suspect’s claim of legally changing his name in 2011, so they went with his birth name, Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. Zoppitybop-bop-bop is charged with two counts of first-degree assault and one count each of third-degree assault, third-degree malicious mischief and malicious harassment. Bail was set at $50,000 with an arraignment set for Feb. 16.