OUTER SPACE — A mysterious object hurtles toward Earth — today on Friday the 13th no less — and Bruce Willis is nowhere to be found?
Relax people, the sky isn’t falling.
It’s just a piece of space junk, appropriately named “WTF,” that’s been floating around. Most of it will burn up on entry; the rest will fall in the ocean.
But astronomers – weird beings that they are — are psyched. They say this is an “ideal opportunity to test our readiness for any possible future atmospheric entry events.”
Blah blah blah. We just want to see the epic light show as it streaks across the sky.