TAMPA, FL - Ok, you might want to put the kids to bed for this story. Just kidding, we tend to keep things PG-13, unlike a Florida couple who've landed themselves in some serious trouble an R-rated act all caught on camera.
Sources say a jury found 40-year-old Jose Caballero and his 20-year-old girlfriend Elissa Alvarez guilty of having sex on the beach last year.
Noooo, they weren’t sipping on those fruity cocktails. They were caught doing what the "Horizontal Polka!"
Yeah, the couple’s freak session lasted long enough for an angry grandmother to capture it on her cell phone. One family even testified the couple's over-the-top PDA happened in front of their three-year-old kid.
Both love birds claimed that they were just dancing.
Well, for doing the horizontal bop, they could serve a maximum sentence of 15 years and they'll have to register as sex offenders.
Geesh! It would have been a lot cheaper to just get a room.