Golden Poop: American Poop May Contain $4 Billion in Precious Metals

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DENVER, CO – If there were a James Bond character named Goldpooper, he’d be the man, the man with the golden poo, like me and you. Pretty soon, we might not have to go prospecting for gold and other precious metals. That’s because our poo may be full of the stuff. Or at least that’s what scientists want us to believe.