Elf on the Shelf. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
If you're feeling lonely around the holidays, he's always there to play!
Just call him the new aged Chucky, but he won't kill you. Well, that's if you're!
The little guy's no ordinary elf. Oh, he does way more than sit on an empty shelf.
He'll creep around your house like a quiet little mouse. He comes in all shades of colors and posts selfies--- like no other.
So give this elf a new home today --- whether it's for you or the “bae."
But you've been warned. Once given a name, there's no turning back. Your holidays will never be the same!