Drunk Flunk: Drunk Teacher Rips Off Her Pants at School

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WAGONER, Okla. — Dude, where are your pants?!

That’s just one question for an Oklahoma teacher who police say showed up for the first day of school drunk, then took off her pants.

Hey, we can’t make this stuff up.

Lorie Ann Hill was arrested Monday after admitting to school officials in Wagoner near Tulsa… that she was drinking vodka before work. Hill was setting up the wrong classroom when a fellow teacher arrived and discovered her in less than ideal working conditions.

“She was found in a room kind of disoriented,” Police Chief Bob Haley said. “By the time we got there she was in a room and wearing shorts.”

Just her underwear to be exact.

Thankfully, no students witnessed the fiasco. School starts Thursday in Wagoner.

And it’s safe to say, Ms. Hill will be absent. She gets a D for drunk!