Life Is Full of Problems & They Only Get Bigger

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You know, life is full of problems — from beginning to end, right? — but Mom and Dad won’t always be there to bail you out, hopefully because you’re responsible.

Kid Problem = Dolls that are anatomically correct.

Teen Problem = To get attention, they’re dousing themselves in rubbing alcohol and setting themselves ablaze.

Adult Problem = Gun in one hand and phone in the other, recording your own death for social media.