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  • WTF! Did Lil’ Kim just ban alcohol, dancing, and singing in North Korea?!

    PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — Okaaay things just got super weird in North Korea, y’all. Kim Jong-un has reportedly banned the entire country from drinking alcohol, dancing, and singing! More specifically,  no one is allowed to do these things at social gatherings. But why? South Korea’s National Intelligence Bureau says this so-called “no fun” ban was designed to suppress the impact of international sanctions. The same “highest level of sanctions” President Trump recently put in place. It’s all part of POTUS’ […]

  • Wilted Rose: CBS co-host fired after eight women claim sexual assault and harassment

    NEW YORK CITY — Another day, another sexual assault claim. This time, Charlie Rose is in the hot seat and the Washington Post is spilling all the tea! They interviewed eight women who all have different stories of alleged sexual assault and harassment. Some of these ladies, who were as young as 21 at the time, traveled with Charlie and were known as “Charlie’s Angels.” But their reports are anything but angelic. They say Charlie either groped, made lewd phone calls, […]

  • #MCM: Cowboys’ David Irving poses nude in this pic 👀

    FRISCO — The Cowboys may be on a losing streak but #95 is WINNING off the field! When David Irving isn’t sacking players, he’s snapping pictures like this: pic.twitter.com/xMWFqL4Cqu — David Ja Rodd Irving (@Caliboy_95) November 12, 2017 Uhhhh… insert big eye emoji here. NewsFix caught up with the defensive lineman in the lockerroom and let’s just say he’s pretty humble about his (uh) assets. “Right now I’m not in model shape, I weigh 302, I was in off-season when I […]

  • Do you think Trump tweets too much? Well, his staff probably does too!

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Waking up and reading President Trump’s tweets is like reading the morning news paper– A YUGE amount of drama! He’s managed to call out another athlete. Marshawn Lynch of the NFL’s Oakland Raiders stands for the Mexican Anthem and sits down to boos for our National Anthem. Great disrespect! Next time NFL should suspend him for remainder of season. Attendance and ratings way down. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 20, 2017 Well if you think that’s […]

  • 1 on 1 : Donald Trump & Lavar Ball’s beef just got worse

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Ball drama just went into OT and it’s all thanks to President ‘Twitter fingers.’ Apparently Trump is rethinking his decision in helping three UCLA players dodge prison time in China. [https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/932303108146892801] On Sunday, Trump tweeted how “Lavar Ball, the father of Liangelo ball is unaccepting of” what he did.  Trump also says he should have left the three players in jail. Damn, Donald. Now that the three basketball players are out of China and saved from years in […]

  • ‘Take a Knee My A**’: Did Neal McCoy just release a diss record?!

    This is the type of diss track we didn’t see coming. East Texas country singer Neal McCoy just released a new single called Take a Knee, My Ass. Check it out: The lyrics that (uh) stand out are: When I see somebody on TV take their stand on bended knee whether it be on AstroTurf or grass I think of those whose freedom was not free I say, take a knee’ – my a**! It seems Mr. Mccoy doesn’t stand for […]

  • REPORT: Jerry Jones tells Roger Goodell, ‘I’m gonna come after you’

    FRISCO — Jerry Jones and Roger Goodell’s “disagreement” just got extra messy, and ESPN says they have all the dirt. In a recent publication, they claim Jerry is so pissed about Ezekiel Elliott’s six game suspension he reportedly threatened Goodell. In a conference call, the Cowboys’ owner allegedly told Goodell, “I’m gonna come after you with everything I have.” But wait, there’s more. According to the sports magazine, Jerry also said “if you think bob Kraft came after you hard, Bob […]

  • Jesse Jackson diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease

    Civil rights activist the Rev. Jesse Jackson said Friday that he has been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease. A neurological disorder with no cure, Parkinson’s can cause tremors, stiffness and difficulty balancing, walking and coordinating movement. “My family and I began to notice changes about three years ago,” Jackson wrote in a statement. “After a battery of tests, my physicians identified the issue as Parkinson’s disease, a disease that bested my father.” Jackson added that “recognition of the effects of this […]

  • Is ‘Get Out’ a comedy? Fans of the film say there’s nothing ‘funny’ about racism

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — Funny or nah? It’s official, Get Out will compete as a comedy for a Golden Globe nomination. But fans of the Jordan Peele film say there’s NOTHING funny about racism, which is a big part of the story line. Spoiler Alert: A black guy visits his white girlfriend’s parents house and ends up starring in a nightmare. Even comedian Lil’ Rel Howery whose a part of the cast tweeted how labeling Get Out as a comedy is […]

  • Skip the political talk and ENJOY Thanksgiving dinner this year!

    DALLAS — Whether it’s passing the peas or passing gas, anything is better than  airing out your feelings on Trump during Thanksgiving dinner! Or any other politician for that matter. A study out of UCLA found that people cut their dinner time short last Thanksgiving,  soon after Trump was the newly elected POTUS. Using tracking data from 10 million smart phones, the study was able to compare how long a person spent at the Thanksgiving table. Then compared it to the […]