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  • Smartphones might go extinct by 2025

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — It seems like everything is controlled with our voice these days. Eventually, we might not need our phones to communicate anymore, and that day may come sooner than we think! According to, all things smartphone will be no more by 2025! Goodbye iPhones and Androids. The website says sooner or later, bots will start recognizing our individual voices wherever we go. Home, car, the office, everything in between. What about apps, games, and movies that keep us distracted […]

  • People who actually like their bosses give them gifts for National Boss’s Day

    WASHINGTON, DC — Bosses. Either you love them or you hate them! You know you’ve got a good leader when you don’t dread getting them something for National Boss’s Day! We want to know what the nation’s head-honcho did to celebrate. It seems President Trump had a regular ol’ day! He had some meetings, press conferences, just a typical Monday for the Prez! We all know President Trump may not be the most likeable boss, considering he’s said “You’re fired!” […]

  • Bodycam video shows dramatic California wildfire rescue

    NAPA, CA — Chilling body cam video shows two deputies racing through flames and smoke to save a woman from the California wildfires. The officers in the video can be heard saying, “She’s disabled.” “Alright let me get her feet, let me get her feet.” It’s a nightmare as a sea of flames swallows up wine country. The fireballs that ignited last Sunday are to blame for at least 36 deaths and have burned more than 5,000 homes to the ground. […]

  • Applebee’s bartender says $1 margaritas are a diluted scam

    KANSAS CITY, MO — If it sounds too good to be true… it just might be. Exhibit A. Turns out, Applebee’s month long $1 margaritas apparently aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. An Applebee’s bartender is spilling the tea on Snapchat, saying those “Dollaritas” are mostly water! Dollaritas with my girls!! #family #wife #datenight #applebees A post shared by Enrique Rodriguez (@charro_de_oro) on Oct 13, 2017 at 8:54pm PDT My first $1 margarita at @applebees let me see how many […]

  • Newly-deads get married in HalloWedding at Six Flags in Arlington

    ARLINGTON — People are taking till death do us part literally! Six Flags put on a spooktacular HalloWedding event for 13 couples who vowed to love their partners all the way into the afterlife! “When we were putting this together, I was just praying that we could at least get 13 couples,” Six Flags Communications Manager, Sharon Parker said. “We had nearly 500 people submit to have their names considered to be wedded today.” The lucky 13 got full-on professional […]

  • Bye bye cavities! New study shows Alzheimer’s drug can repair teeth

    LONDON, ENGLAND — Goodbye fillings, hello pearly whites! Cavities can be a real pain in the tooth, but a new dental discovery might be changing that tune! According to, an Alzheimer’s disease drug might actually help regrow your teeth. As some of us know, when you get a cavity you get a filling to close off the tooth, and pray to the tooth fairy you don’t get any more. This new research soaked teeny tiny sponges in the Alzheimers drug, […]

  • Harvey Weinstein’s wife is calling it quits!

    NEW YORK, NY — Harvey, Harvey, Harvey. It’s not looking good for the once powerful film producer! First, Harvey Weinstein was nixed from his very own company, and now his wife of 10 years, Georgina Chapman, is calling it quits! In a statement, Georgina said, “My heart breaks for all the women who have suffered tremendous pain because of these unforgivable actions. I have chosen to leave my husband.” Harvey came out right after and said, “I support her decision. I […]

  • Death toll rises as wildfires sweep across California

    NAPA, Calif. – Seventeen fires are ravaging California’s landscape. As the flames get higher, so does the death toll. So far, the sea of flames has reportedly claimed 17 lives, and that number’s only expected to rise. “There’s 240 missing reports right now; of that 240, we’ve actually located 57 people safely,” California Highway Patrol Sheriff Rob Giordano said. Over 20,000 people evacuated, more than 115,000 acres scorched, and the flames just keep spreading. “Personally, I think it will be one of […]

  • Walmart vs. Amazon: Who’s winning the online game?

    BENTONVILLE, AR — It’s the battle of the stores! In the left corner, we’ve got your one-stop shop: Walmart! In the right, your online powerhouse: Amazon! It seems the retail giants are trying to get in each other’s lanes. Walmart is trying to make a name for itself in the online world while Amazon’s trying to set up physical stores. Exhibit A: We’ve seen Walmart wanting to fill your fridge when you’re not home, but they’re also launching “Mobile Express Returns” that […]

  • George Strait surprises dying girl with tear-jerking video

    MIDLAND, TX — Ten-year old Bella Gamboa has fought for her life since day one with a myriad of life threatening ailments. Sadly, it’s all catching up with her. Just recently, the girl from Midland was told she only had a couple weeks left to live. When her family thought things were as bad as they could get, a nugget of good news took them for a ride! Bella’s favorite singer, George Strait, surprised her with a personal message. He says, […]