TAMPA, FL -- If you heard a warning like this...
...you probably would take things seriously, right?
Well, some folks are making light of Hurricane Matthew's dark storms, despite terrifying warnings. The hashtag #hurricaneparty is flooding Twitter.
Well, If Matthew doesn't kill her, alcohol poisoning just might.
And check this out:
Ha! Wonder if video of that will ever surface?
This stork got his feathers ruffled and sought shelter in a Zoo's bathroom...
Awww, poor baby! Maybe waffles will make him feel better. Get this, FEMA is tracking just how bad things are by the number of Waffle Houses that remain open! It's called -- the Waffle House index, y'all.
But all jokes aside, we hope Hurricane Matthew washes all those creepy clowns away.