NEW YORK -- Oh crap, this is really gross. There's a guy running around New York City attacking women with poop.
Yes -- poop, poo, feces, crap!
In one case caught on surveillance video, he's seen grabbing a woman's butt, then shoving the bag of feces down her pants before running away.
Hours before that, NYPD says Mr. Poopy Pants smeared feces in another lady's face in the same Upper East Side neighborhood.
"We’ll arrest him as soon as we can," NYPD Officer Robert Boyce said. "Very deranged person from what we can tell.”