NYPD Cop Accused of Throwing Semen on Female Co-Worker

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NEW YORK — An NYPD cop is in a sticky situation, accused of throwing his semen on a female co-worker that he had a crush on. But he says new DNA tests will determine — that’s a lie!

According to NY Daily News, the woman claims it all went down… or rather, out… last January while in an elevator at the police station with Sgt. Michael Iscenko. She says that’s when he started ejaculating and the semen-slinging began.

Eww.

And no, she says this was NOT part of some kinky elevator sex, either.

But it does appear she pulled a “Monica Lewinsky-type” move by saving the  fluids… and handing it over to investigators.

On the flip side, Sgt. Iscenko’s lawyers say the DNA matter used as evidence is not actually semen — and the DNA tests will prove this is a case of cock, we mean… cop blocking.