$1.5 Billion: A Guaranteed Way to Win Powerball

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DALLAS — Money, money, MONEY! We won’t bore you what the blah-blah-blah about the odds of winning tonight’s $1.5 BILLION Powerball — the world’s largest jackpot EVER.

A customer picks up her California Powerball lottery tickets at the famous Bluebird Liquor store which is considered to be a lucky retailer of tickets, in Hawthorne, California on January 13, 2016. Record sales drove up the largest jackpot in US history to a whopping $1.5 billion as people dreaming of riches flocked across state lines and international borders to buy tickets. / AFP / MARK RALSTON (Photo credit should read MARK RALSTON/AFP/Getty Images)

Odds are, you’ve already bought a ticket or 10… or plan on buying a ticket anyway.

So, let’s drop this knowledge instead:

You can kinda sorta guarantee yourself the jackpot —  if you have $584 million to spend on tickets. Yep, that’s the surefire way to get every single number combination possible.

Chances are, you’re not gonna do that. But if you’re thinking about doing it, know the jackpot is actually $930 million.

… And The Man will take 25% before the cash even gets to you.

After getting your ticket, take a listen to why lawyers suggest heading to buy a disguise next. Yep…

Lawyers Suggest Wearing a Disguise and Leaving the Country After Winning Powerball Jackpot