WASHINGTON, DC – The next presidential race is just getting started, and so far, it’s full of the same old, boring, stale candidates. Yawn. We really need someone different, someone who will light a fire under Congress’ collective arse.
Who better than, Waka Flocka Flame?!
“I’m very pleased to announce today — on 4/20, the best day of the year — I will be running for president,” he said. “And the first thing I’m gonna do when I get into office is legalize marijuana.”
“There’s gonna be unlimited weed smoking.”
He’s not just blowing smoke, folks! While Waka’s political ambition may not have been widely known, he did tweet out his presidential intentions on Election Day 2012.
So, what would Prez Flocka do in order to get Congress to work together?
“F*** the Congress. What are we thinking about? I am Congress. I’m President.”
This race is clearly getting fired up and #Waka2016 is trending on Twitter.
However, there is a problem. He’s not old enough to run. You have to be 35. Waka Flocka’s only 28. DOH!