Houston, You’ve Got a Gold Digger Problem

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When it comes to cities with women who are looking for a little more than just love, H-Town is, according to the site seekingarrangement.com, gilded with gold diggers — cha ching!

That’s right. Houston is ranked fourth on the list of cities loaded with chicks specifically looking to date dudes with dough.

Congrats, Dallas. We’ve got class — we didn’t even rank!

Seekingarrangement.com did its research. After all, the site specializes in hooking up wealthy older men with sugar babies.

Well guys, if you think the value of love is depreciating in Big D, just remember: Romance could cost you a lot more in Houston.