DALLAS, TX– Cha-ching! It’s official Chandler Parsons is rolling in the dough all the way up I-45 North to the Big D, baby.
The Houston Rockets decided not to match Mark Cubans’ $46 million dollar.
The Mavericks now have their starting small forward along with Dirk Nowitski and Tyson Chandler. This front line now has youth, athleticism, size and EYE CANDY!
Yeah, it seems some folks think Parsons is pretty easy on the eyes.
This dude isn’t just posterizing on the court, he’s plastered half-naked on highway billboards!
It looks like Dallas now has a tall guy people will want to look at.
Oh wait, we already have Big Tex holding down that gig.